Some people really get me fuming. They don't know when to shut their trap and yak on and on. Jack, I don't give a flying fuck what happens to your girlfriend. You were the one who lied to her not me, so QUIT whining that she's ignoring you now. And you deserve it. Totally.

If I were in her shoes, I'd give you one tight slap and end it. Consider yourself lucky that Emma is a nice girl. But I'm not Emma, and I would NEVER do what you did, so SHUT UP about it. I've heard enough.

And I know you read my blog, so get this straight - I don't bloody care what happens to you. Two-timers should stay in bins where they belong.